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nudityandnerdery:

nudityandnerdery:

nudityandnerdery:

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I’m retracting this post, because you’re absolutely right.

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Chidi is the only person not thinking he’s the most fuckable person in the trolley problem, he’s behind the controls of the trolley concerned about what the most ethical choice is, obviously.

(He actually is the hottest person in the trolley problem, though, because the stress is making him overheat.)


iheartstiles-jpg:

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this is so steter core


oneheadtoanother:

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are you lost little boy


infectiouspiss:

the g spot is inside the stab wound


shieldofiron:

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Derek: Ok I’m imagining it now wha- Oh.


shieldofiron:

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Stiles: It feels like my spark is trying to say something about Derek, but I don’t know what..


shieldofiron:

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Stiles totally buys him a plush.


thyrell:

thyrell:

jame7t:

gun to your head, you HAVE to make an R-rated scooby doo movie. What do you do

completely normal silly movie but shaggy hits a bong in every scene

its a different bong each time BTW


iknightwriter:

As of late, the Teen Wolf subreddit has been getting really annoying with the anti-sterek discourse. It’s like the Redditors are just karma farming at this point rather than just actually talking about the show

But I find it funny how no one talks bad about the canonized ships:

No one talks about how Stiles starts dating Malia despite her having being a coyote most of her life

Or how Scott at the age of at least 30 went back to dating his 17 year old ex-girlfriend that has been dead for more than 15 years within the series. Which I find funny b/c no one wants to claim a canonized movie (which is fair that movie was ass) but keep demonizing a non canon ship

And I bet the same people who are “anti-sterek” are the same ones who loved Buffy & Angel/Spike; Elena with either Salvatore brother; Team Edward from Twilight; etc.


spidersinmysoup:

“You snooze you lose” anti nap propaganda, changing it to “you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee”


junk-thunder:

pushbuttonkitty:

junk-thunder:

that edible you took three years ago is about to kick in

you laugh but years ago i had a massive head cold and i was sitting at a red light trying to blow my nose so hard you’d think i was giving birth through my nostril and all of a sudden i got snow drainage like that taste and the coaty throat and my gums went numb like wtf. at that point i’d been clean off the yayo for almost a dozen years like do i seriously have a weird pocket of cocaine packed far up in my sinus somewhere or wtf is happening.

the world is so beautiful


redstonedust:

as i slowly try to get over my arachnophobia i must confess i always thought it was silly when people told me “don’t worry, they’re more scared of you than you are of them!” like okay first of all i’m not even sure if thats true, most house spiders seem like they’re kinda minding their own business while i am demonstrably freaking out. second of all if it IS true then it doesnt even change how scared i am. like great now we’re both scared. i’m scared, the spiders scared, everythings fucked. lets just burn the house down hand in unlovable hand (and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand.)


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