my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor
There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
what a time to be alive
Now you’re thinking with portals.
Justin Bieber caught sleeping with yet another prostitute in Brazil
whose line will forever be one of my favorites
If you look hard enough, you can see it. [via]
OMG NO I SCROLLED DOWN BC I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING AND THEN I SCROLLED BACK UP AND HAD A HEART ATTACK OMFG
I screamed. Literally.
I was not prepared for that
bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTILIZE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES
DO YOU SEE